every new chain ships with bugs. we found 5,000.
π€ BOTS: 4,997 Β· π§ HUMANS: 3
GET A BUG ON OPENSEA βthe mint got botted. the war to take them back is on. π
The 5,000 became a token. No owner. No mint. No tax. 70% in the public curve, 25% auto-leaking to BUG NFT holders (33,000 β 1,650,000 $BUGS per bug, dripped daily for 14 days), 5% in the HUMAN FUND. Nothing to renounce, because nothing was kept.
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THE AUTO-LEAK IS ON: every bug leaks $BUGS straight into the wallet holding it β daily, for 14 days. No claim. No gas. No buttons. It finds you. β CHECK YOUR WALLET HERE
Buy on Uniswap or OpenSea swap (works from any chain, no bridge) β paste the contract above. π
Our free mint sold out in minutes. It was bots β 4,997 of the 5,000. A collection about bugs, exploited by scripts. We could not have written it better. Now the humans take them back: one giveaway, one hunt, one liberated bug at a time.
Every bug is procedurally generated β a mirrored half-grid of pure noise, smoothed into a creature. No layers, no templates: the algorithm guarantees that no two bugs can ever be identical. Zero AI. All code. Traits report like a bug tracker: Build, Palette, Eyes, Antennae, Legs β and a Severity score from Low to Critical.
Fifteen one-of-ones named after the bugs that made history. 404. SEGFAULT. KERNEL PANIC. HEISENBUG. INFINITE LOOP. BSOD β the only blue in the collection. Find them or cope.

404not found

SEGFAULTcore dumped

KERNEL PANICeverything at once

HEISENBUGonly exists unobserved

INFINITE LOOPstill running

BSODthe only blue
Fifteen seconds each. Press play β sound on. π
Reaction images and GIFs for your next incident, standup or friday deploy. No credit needed. Right-click, save, deploy. Tag us when production goes down.
Click any of them to download. Post them anywhere. The bugs travel on their own.
The fifteen 1/1s are hiding in the 5,000. Most of them sit in bot wallets that will never check. Scan your bugs. Scan any wallet. Find one β post it, tag us, enter the legend.
they told you the chain was audited.
they lied. 5,000 bugs in production.
the bots took everything.
the humans are taking it back.
no roadmap. no patches. we shipped anyway.