BUGS

every new chain ships with bugs. we found 5,000.

PROCEDURALLY GENERATED Β· SOLD OUT Β· ROBINHOOD CHAIN

πŸ€– BOTS: 4,997  Β·  🧍 HUMANS: 3

GET A BUG ON OPENSEA β†’

the mint got botted. the war to take them back is on. πŸ›

$BUGS β€” THE SWARM IS LIQUID

The 5,000 became a token. No owner. No mint. No tax. 95% in the public curve, 5% in the HUMAN FUND β€” distributed to verified humans only (giveaway winners, exploit hunters). Nothing to renounce, because nothing was kept.

OFFICIAL CONTRACT β€” any other CA is a bot: 0x1e94f9e398834e010db8fbacab294ecd495a1002

Buy on Uniswap or OpenSea swap (works from any chain, no bridge) β€” paste the contract above. πŸ›

THE HEIST

Our free mint sold out in minutes. It was bots β€” 4,997 of the 5,000. A collection about bugs, exploited by scripts. We could not have written it better. Now the humans take them back: one giveaway, one hunt, one liberated bug at a time.

THE HEISThumans: 3 Β· bots: 4,997
PROVE YOU'RE HUMANverification failed

BORN FROM NOISE

Every bug is procedurally generated β€” a mirrored half-grid of pure noise, smoothed into a creature. No layers, no templates: the algorithm guarantees that no two bugs can ever be identical. Zero AI. All code. Traits report like a bug tracker: Build, Palette, Eyes, Antennae, Legs β€” and a Severity score from Low to Critical.

LOWcommon critters
MEDIUMworth a report
HIGHghosts, cyclops, six-legs
CRITICALtoxic mutations β€” patch immediately

15 EXPLOITS ARE HIDING

Fifteen one-of-ones named after the bugs that made history. 404. SEGFAULT. KERNEL PANIC. HEISENBUG. INFINITE LOOP. BSOD β€” the only blue in the collection. Find them or cope.

404not found

SEGFAULTcore dumped

KERNEL PANICeverything at once

HEISENBUGonly exists unobserved

INFINITE LOOPstill running

BSODthe only blue

WATCH THEM SWARM

Fifteen seconds each. Press play β€” sound on. πŸ”Š

BREACH⚠ strobe warning
CRASHLOGthe scanner gave up
SINGULARITYone bug becomes 5,000
THE INTERVIEWwe sat down with the enemy
THE REVIEWSrated 1 star by robots
THE SCAN15 exploits. 0 found.

PROPAGANDA β€” FREE TO USE

Reaction images and GIFs for your next incident, standup or friday deploy. No credit needed. Right-click, save, deploy. Tag us when production goes down.

Click any of them to download. Post them anywhere. The bugs travel on their own.

EXPLOIT HUNT β€” 0/15 FOUND

The fifteen 1/1s are hiding in the 5,000. Most of them sit in bot wallets that will never check. Scan your bugs. Scan any wallet. Find one β€” post it, tag us, enter the legend.

they told you the chain was audited.
they lied. 5,000 bugs in production.

the bots took everything.
the humans are taking it back.

no roadmap. no patches. we shipped anyway.